Anyone who doesn't understand how an older guitar could be better than a modern one is an idiot and you shouldn't talk to them.

It's legal because they'll only have one register open, and you'll have to wait 8 hours behind an old woman using the Walmart Tri-Force (coupons, food stamps, and repeated price checks on items without bar codes)...

Um, no... It's not the new anything.

The thumbnail for this looks like bacon, and thus I read the article as "Easy-fried iPad".

Infinity isn't a number, it's a limit. Integers "gets to" infinity twice as fast as even numbers, but that doesn't make it twice as big.

These aren't transmission towers, nor do they tidy anything...

Let me suggest the movie title: Slumdog Down Under

That's what she said... #twss

5 minutes later, you're watching a pair of socks spin in a dryer that only speaks German set to dubstep...

Why I yawn...

The World's Second Biggest Auto Shredder Eats 449 Cars An Hour

I think you missed the Ninja part...

Spiderman, Spiderman... does whatever a spider can...

From: Steve Jobs

Scientific proof that women love beards...

Heat is the enemy of a server room, and light is made of tiny packets of hear.

Dear Giz,

Oh good... there's an app for that. Finally...

Because it recharges my Picard...

I guess that means I'll be losing my voiceover job with Afflac...