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Or you could just remote desktop for free...

No.

There is absolutely no reason for this to exist...

If someone at Apple approves tacking "HD" onto the end of a product line, you can absolutely be assured it stands for "He's Dead" as Jobs would never stand for that crap.

Only if it can bend it like Beckham.... Where it is light.

> Who in God's name decided it would be a good idea to put the trackpad there?

I feel like this could cause a Darwin's Paradox... Making women want to procreate with you immediately but also killing you before they get the chance.

Because you suck.

They did, and he did.

We all agreed at some point that the Earth is round, right?

Yeah, that's great and all until you hit one of these halfway down the hill and your board explodes...

Actually, they invented this a long time ago...

Ask yourself the following question:

"World-Altering Inventions Created by Committee"

Well I'm OOOOON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA!

According to my epistemology class, I can be absolutely sure that *I* exist, yes. However, I cannot be sure that anything or anyone else exists...

They're called K-Cups. They produce O-K cups of coffee. This makes sense to me.

As a moderate Republican, I believe that there should be a very strong separation between Rick Santorum and the state... Really, a frickin' brick wall.

I think we found the part of the chicken that's the McNugget...