Explaining a Nickleback reference is sort of like explaining the pain of child birth. You won't fully understand, and you're actually better off not knowing.

Of course women drive. My dry cleaning isn't going to drop itself off, and it sure as hell isn't going to pick itself up!

Rather presumptuous of you...

I would feel sorry for her as well, but, I'm a bad person.

This is how women drive, too...

Damn it, I'm just going to have to buy another Hulu Plus on the Wii in 3 months when my kids are tried of the green one...

It's a pretty lonely island that I live on... I ran so far away on a boat because I'm not part of your system.

Ah, medicine AND science is overrated. I tear them to pieces, and throw every piece into a fire...

I guess I better hide my kids, and hide my wife...

Automatics just aren't the same without the clutching and the shifting...

I feel like I outgrew this when I graduated from college and stopped buying furniture that's awful...

Kinda like a Nickleback concert, eh?

Or "...make the F-35 play nice off the ground"

That's not the plane we're looking for...

Here's a picture of the good bars in Missouri, for those who are interested.

Yes. Horse glue. That's what you should be sad about...

I also like the ease of walking in and walking out of the store with a fridge that isn't full of AIDS...

JJ, is that you?

It's not that I don't follow the OP's train of thought... staff (peope) -> staff (magical) -> magic

Please stop insulting the scum of the Earth...