I'm confused by what you mean when you say a DDOS isn't an attack. It's absolutely an attack. I don't get what you're trying to say... and your truck metaphor doesn't make any sense either.

Oh Ted, poor naive Ted. Do you really think that I would allow myself to take home a woman who wanted to talk during sex? I have a system for this sort of thing. You see, if I meet a woman talks too much, I pour drinks down her throat until she either stops talking, or gets too drunk to notice me taking home her…

I'm pretty sure future employers would already know he was a childish idiot by the fact he was a Giz writer... Gizmodo's reputation as being the tech blog equivalent of Jackass is why (1) the readers love the site so much (2) everyone else in the free world hates it.

You forgot to fix the tagline at the bottom. Should read "Mildly Hilarious?"

That's what she said, Ted... That's what she said. Or, at least, that's what I think she said as it was hard to hear her over the sound of me climbing down the fire escape...

DARY

Shooting a bounty hunter who's about to shoot you is neither cold blooded, nor murder... It's just being legen-wait for it...

My hybrid basement experimentation animals will be visiting you soon... TO LASH OUT!

The Samsung Epic in my pocket has done this since right before I put it into my pocket...

Which begs the question (begs that the question be asked, not "begs the question")... Why not just buy the stock outright?

She actually said "Heh"

So... I buy a share of stock for $45 dollars, he gives me $100. I use it to buy two shares of stock, he gives me $200... *5 minutes later* I IS RICH!

If you want to be *really, really* technical, you probably can't download the MP3 in a web browser without creating a copy of it. A lot of web browsers download files to a temporary directory before they copy them to the destination directory...

The record companies need to get together and develop a centralized, online licensing system. You buy an MP3 from iTunes or Amazon, you get access to the file, DRM-free, but you also automatically get a license for the MP3 in the licensing system database. You buy a CD from a store, you get a license for every track…

You're assuming that in order for something to be a copy, the original has to still exist. It does not.

Option C: Rub some dirt in it.

White people problems, am I right?

I'm not suggesting that you can fix a Larry the Cable guy by shaving his head. Certainly, that would not "allow her to be successfully completed".

Actually, you most certainly *cannot* plead the 5th on a locked file cabinet. The 5th amendment gives you the right not to answer questions that would incriminate you, it doesn't give you the right to withhold evidence.

I like the way you've created your very own court system where the defense attorneys get to openly ask questions of the prosecution in court...