No, that's Garrett Wang...

And Strange Fat Guy Who Stinks Worse

Nerd?

You're gonna love my nuts... on your wall...

Yes.

I assume you can do most things by jailbreaking your iPhone though. It's like playing rock, paper, nuke... nuke always wins.

Not being a troll at all. Saying you can do something by jailbreaking your iPhone isn't any more useful than saying you can do it by installing Android on your iPhone...

I did read the article, before I read your comment.

Another way is to not update to 5.

That was fast. The FBI did realize she wasn't *really* a secret agent, didn't they?

> Is More Awesome than it Seems

Guess now we'll never truely know how we're supposed to pronounce daemon...

> Been there, done that, been banned too.

Careful... Gizmodo will take away your STAR! *arm waving*

Dear Giz,

Yes, but Windows 8 was designed to run on mobile platforms, which means it can do fine with older hardware.

Hey Giz? Spend less of your time destarring people for commenting about how poor your writing has been lately, and more time spell-checking your articles before posting them... ok?

*REJECTS YOUR COOKIE*! YOU WILL NOT TRACK ME ON THE WEB! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SIR!

Laughter.

Fresh doesn't imply new, otherwise mouthwash couldn't give you fresh breath...