I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

You know, misunderstanding lyrics out of context makes perfect sense... but unless you thought the name of the song was "Give me a Laser", you should have at least heard "Kyrie , 'a lays 'a down the road that I must travel"...

Ewwww... don't put your thumbs up your friend. That's GROSS!

The thing that creeps me out watching this video is watching that damned plane rotate it's engine down in a distictively "wasp stinging" motion...

Thank God for small favors...

I'm sorry, but the operation you have tried to complete is incompatible with this model of guitar...

+1

> So they have a 25-year pipeline of products just waiting to be released?

I had one of these as a kid, but I lost the discs.

Hayden Christensen was the worst character in all the Star Wars movies...

IBM? Must stand for Irritating Bridge Monster, I've never heard of them...

I can't imagine that sounding like anything other than crap...

You're probably the jerk responsible for making my ladder less awesome than it could have been.

There's also a big difference between "how well you can read", and "how well you think you can read"... :-)

Surely you is a trollz...

Samsung has sold exactly 0 units of the 8.9" tablet? Wow...

I *knew* Apple was holding back features based on an internal timeline!

Digital Violent Revolt?

You just expect XBox to give you bandwidth for free? Psssst...

When gay people stop being so damned scary...