Cop walks into a bank / state capitol / federal building, etc.

I've never known a girl with "massive tits" to show up to anything on time... Worst idea ever.

Yay, a product useful only to stupid people, spies, and people trying to win bar bets...

Finally! A processor capable of running Honeycomb!

> B) @captfoss - are you against Giz hiring people with parkinson's? They're an EEO!

So was mine.

So, Timelines.com is the new Baylor?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...

> the guy on your staff with parkinson's

> But it isn't illegal to have your computer participate in a botnet?

Which model year was it that Corvette's had backseats? None of them?

Then put it into a container that opens midflight to keep it contained... and then either (1) wrap it in something to insulate the magnetic fields (2) put a big electromagnet above it that you can use to shoot it out of the plane.

That is a truely gay story...

I've had the same AOL account for 13 years or so... I never log into the AOL app to use it. It's setup on my phone and I'll occasionally use their webmail app.

Coming atacha!

Coming atacha!

He was trying to decide on the logo, but in the end... he decided to... just do it...

Why're you guys trying to save something Netflix is so obviously trying to kill?

I don't [K]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[w]!