Is a "demi-joke" anything like a demi-god?

#ltdanproblems

Thanks guys. I left out the FL in "butterfly" and you all sent me an M so I could do something productive with them... #fml

Dear Technically-Challenged Acne Sufferers,

#whitepeopleproblems

Too many boys in the yard?

I think it's probably more appropriate to say that it's important that we don't let the resolve we developed and the promises we made that day fade away or become less important due to the passing of time.

> you can't always predict the out come of petty victimless crimes

If the teenage girl was the daughter of his neighbor, then maybe, yeah... it's his fault for insighting the incident. But he didn't incite anyone to go to the house where the girl lived, and I doubt he incited anyone to grope someone against their will.

Unless this is going to rehydrate my damned pizza, I'm not interested!

That would depend on the policy for the pizza place, I'd assume.

The teenage girl getting assaulted was a separate issue, really... (And seriously, who just assumes they're in the right place for *anything* if they've never been there before? "Uhh, is this Sam's party? I don't see Sam... OH! Hey Sam! Thanks for inviting me to your party!")

A screen pass...

Except that actually hurts someone (probably ends up costing the poor pizza delivery guy $300 or so)...

You're an idiot and don't have the necessary reading comprehension to know what the constitution says, let alone what it means.

The Jedi shot first...

Heavily diseased?

The water isn't *for* anything, it's just stuck in/on the building. They're sucking it into that vacuum truck to keep the ground from flooding.

Or as fast as sucking. *

A gold penis and more bad Brittish humor?