Before you sleep with them, they'll act like they can't see or hear anything you say... but once you put out, they'll give you a gold star and finally listen when you talk. #signsyoumaybedatingagizmodowri...

They offer to take you to dinner, but they simply make you leave and reenter their kitchen through another door... #signsyoumaybedatingagizmodowri...

Regex.

That's about as useful as an actual iPad as far as I can tell...

Does your scanner have the ability to export your line drawings as vector art? Mine doesn't... (In the interest of full disclosure, my scanner is my cell phone camera)

The shadow on the top is a real shadow, you can see it move across the square as she moves it across the shadow boundary.

When she puts her arms over the board, they don't cast a shadow either... so I'm pretty sure the entire board is CGI.

Even if the networks sell the channels in blocks to the cable company, the cable company could still turn around and offer the blocks exactly as they're offered to them... but they don't. They group them into whatever teirs they want.

Well gosh... if you don't think a burning plane counts as an emergency, then you've got a strange perspective on things.

The future.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000...............

Tactic Five: Get a 3D laptop and wear those 2D glasses... You'll be fine, the other guy will get a migrain.

The military.

The people on the burning plane have different hopes, apparently...

Upon second consideration... model of a hurricane.

> (English is my 3rd language)

Model of a hurricane.

Don't worry, you peppered in enough typos, grammer mistakes, and weird punctuation / capitalization that you'll never, ever be mistaken for a Grammer Nazi...

You mean you and your friends don't make cruel Helen Keller jokes all the damned time? Hmmmm...