Or this...

Or this...

Wouldn't have happened the building had caught fire...

Racist.

That photograph is a "false-color" image where red denotes areas of high temperatures and blue indicates areas of lower temperatures...

You just used an aweful lot of words to say "I put my monitor on a box"

Or you could just go buy those awesome Portal t-shirts...

It's even sadder tha you'd consider something children do for fun to be "crazy"...

Bipity bopity...

I guess your theory must be sound as your crazy ranting is being done on the internet rather than yelling at people on the street...

365 isn't a word. It's a number.

Le sigh...

Eat as much turkey breast as you can stand... a full pound of turkey breast is only 400 calories and 90 mgs of protein...

Hmmmmm... this *could* be cheaper than the $80 I've spent on that Netflix DVD sitting on my coffee table for the past 6 months...

Eat more protein, lift heavier things.

Excuse me what? Windows 95 had windows, which neans it didn't have to "show the whole screen"...

Those happened to be resistive touch screens, yes, but the capacitive touchscreen was invented in 1965 so they could just have easily been capacitive. And in fact, I'm sure at least one of them somewhere in the world was.

Two jokes at play... number one, this story is very "Duh!" inspiring, we kind of knew he was drunk without them having to confirm it. Just like Ryan Secrest is gay and Jack Ryan is a fictional character.

Every kind of users are always pimping their OS of choice.

My point isn't that someone was stupid for pointing out a tablet has a good screen, my point was that it's stupid that someone felt the need to point out that a tablet has a good screen.