I beg to differ... I'm quite repulsed by soy!

Vegetarians who don't eat meat for moral reasons could eat this if they wanted to... most vegetarians don't eat meat because they don't want to eat meat...

This wouldn't be vegan-approved as it starts off with some animal tissue to begin with, thus making it an animal product...

The crux of the difference between a quantom computer and a regular computer is that you're given the ability to "reverse" some operations using a quantom computer that you cannot reverse using a normal computer.

Too bad what he meant was that he would *appear* in any movie that would pay him to do so... acting? Not so much...

The first and last movie I saw in 3D was Avatar... and if I ever see another movie in 3D again, you can be virtually guaranteed (1) there wasn't a 2D version of it available (2) I've already had LASIK, it's entirely CGI (probably made by Pixar) and I'm skeptical about it.

n00bs.

"YOU assumed I meant they could cure it for the whole world"

CHAR-LEEEEEEEE! *travels through time and dies of brain cancer cancelation*

The Mother Confessor detects an elaborate plot to cover up a dialog mistake... the sword of truth shall kill you now.

"Light years per plasma"... Is plasma a unit of volume / mass now?

I believe you're thinking of 13 from House... but good try, nonetheless.

You could coat a surfboard with a flexible display and surf on it... and you *can* smoke it, you just really shouldn't.

They were making a bee-line for it, but then they got hit by cellphone radiation, got lost, and died...

And I'm sure that was her mistake and not a rewrite for broadcast television ;-)

tl; dr... but I did filter accordingly.

I thought the secret to the noise cancelation was letting people use their iPhone 4 on a network that didn't make them scream and pull their hair out?

It probably hurts the Pope!

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