"Light years per plasma"... Is plasma a unit of volume / mass now?

I believe you're thinking of 13 from House... but good try, nonetheless.

You could coat a surfboard with a flexible display and surf on it... and you *can* smoke it, you just really shouldn't.

They were making a bee-line for it, but then they got hit by cellphone radiation, got lost, and died...

And I'm sure that was her mistake and not a rewrite for broadcast television ;-)

tl; dr... but I did filter accordingly.

I thought the secret to the noise cancelation was letting people use their iPhone 4 on a network that didn't make them scream and pull their hair out?

It probably hurts the Pope!

Picture fail...

Whereas you assume intention matters in implications... they do not. You implied the government could cure aids with the money they're spending on war, whether you meant to or not.

DAMN! They messed up our pizza again!

"I didnt say the US would pay for other countries"

I recently installed AIM on my Android phone so I could log in everytime one of my old "buddies" account gets hijacked by a pornbot and starts texting (AIM to phone texts, of course) me invitations to come watch said person take a shower... Install AIM, find the person, block the person, close AIM, uninstall AIM...

Backseat Jones, reporting here live from...

They *both* appear African American to me...

Nicely played.

@NeoTechni: "Well if they stop spending trillions on war... "

1,000 kilograms of plank = 1 metric plank ton?

I don't think Braille comes with any sort of shorthand for writing the words, it's a direct translation of the words. You learn what 26 letters "feel" like and you should be able to read Braille just fine.

Do you want some cheese for that wine?