RTFA = read the full article, right? ;-)

If I recall my history correctly, it requires two large releases of nuclear radiation to get the Japanese government to do *anything*...

They don't get Gizmodos in caves...

I believe the most proper term is "KILL JOY"...

Yeah, Saddam was killed by a rope. Osama was killed at the end of an hour long COD team deathmatch set on insane... not entirely sure which hand you think the Navy Seals were using to hold their iPhone...

You can beg to differ all you want, but Sprint *is* the smallest of the remaining mobile carriers... so... yeah. They have less subscribers.

For the chicks...

You should start a club...

It's actually more similar to an XBox game because it costs $60 and won't work if you stick it into a PS3...

"Jokes are funnier when you get them.."

Because the cup company won't give then to them for free... greedy bastards.

RTFA...

Sprint says they don't care, because they don't have enough subscribers that they need to care...

He doesn't want you to know about the price of silver... obviously.

Probably... The TV that he watched it on still didn't pop out of a desk after he pushed a button, which is how he defined rotten tech...

Ewwww....

Indeed...but I took the "dry humor" class because I'm not Brittish but I kind of am.

@mullse01, the great Jobs said you *can't* hold it wrong...

It's timely... Obama just released his long-form birth cert to shut up Donald Trump... and he recently gave a speech about how the technology in the White House sucks...

Get hacked.