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Please, no more Chrysler "Maseratis."

finally, a car with a full-size jack.

Old is relative.

As much as I like it, I can't get one. Because I don't want to be the only Detroit Red Wings fan that owns a Colorado and a Avalanche.

Chop off an extra 30" length from the old Colorado. Make it available with a manual transmission. Minimum tow weight of 5,000lbs. Curb weight under 3000lbs. Approach angle exceeding 30 degrees.

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Disappointed: I was expecting him to fall flat on his face.

Why does Rob Ford look like this guy's fat, retarded twin?

Has to be overseas, the car tags are not North American.

I genuinely miss the old bricks.

Just a couple bucks a day to hoon the piss out of something that's not mine? YES PLEASE.

my buddy is selling one in NorCal if you want one

All of this, yes.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where the closest Ferrari garage is? I seem to have burned out my clutch". The old lady points back down the path he just came.

Needs more tire, less wheel.