I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!!

Gif. of the year. I could watch it for hours.

Maldonado = simplify, add crashes

I'm not getting video in the link below, but this 4K Gif. is impressive

6. Don't be cheap! Hire someone!

The law is called the "Driver's Privacy Protection Act," and it was signed on September 13, 1994, by President Bill Clinton, who later remarked that he wished he hadn't signed it because "I never would've hooked up with Monica if I knew she drove a Neon."

Or maybe a comparison with vinyl albums is better? The LP was unceremoniously dumped in the early '80s for that modern marvel and sonic disaster that was the compact cassette tape (unless you could afford a Nakamichi Dragon) which was itself dumped for the Compact Disc; the format that has now been usurped by the…

This strange confluence of events will hereby create a neo-manualism to run in parallel with matters post-manual. When cars and the language of literary theory collide the terminology goes haywire. It causes a fracas.

She's not disabled, it's just lower backpain

*heavy breathing*

you can actually do the same with Ford Fiestas stateside, good luck on finding a dealership employee aware of this though. Going through Team O'Neil to order is the easier route.

1984 911 SC/RS, full Dakar suspension goodness in a N/A 240hp ultra lightweight 911. It's my unicorn

Thanks to your recent video reviews I won't be missing Top Gear

At this point, for full theatrical effect I hung my head low and assumed the pose of a guilty Japanese citizen, as depicted in a medium-budget '80s Hollywood film. I made myself reek of dishonor.

Uhh... did I mention the free lunches? The free lunches are great.

You can drive an actual, vintage Baja Bug whenever you're in New York.

It is claimed the host, 54, saw red with Tymon, 36, for not getting him dinner in time after filming for the BBC show in Newcastle.

I'd rather take a punch from him then be bitten by his gnarly jagged yellow teeth (not shown)

Sons of Anarchy has really jumped the shark, a Boo cameo, really?

It's because he said that he wants a Cockster after a trip to Portugal this week and producers won't allow him to admit to liking Porsches.