I'm suddenly deeply disappointed in the John Wooden/Lou Holtz hybrid knock off coach character :(

because Toyota Matrix

Not sure if Echo or Scion, but it's definitely cheap Toyota.

next Jalopnik feature, Chris Harris and Raphael Orlove attend a launch together.

I take mine out to the local karting center every 2-3 years, it has some surprising zip, I'd guess in the 7-9 HP range

all the baby wanted was a nice full breast to enjoy, sadly a plane full of Asian women was unable to qwell the cries of the unfulfilled child.

The problem with only allowing a single child is that it's always the mother's first child and they struggle at parenting in some basic instances as they lack experience, and any outlets for any potential help and guidance in the matter also largely lacks experience.

does she have supplementary insurance that covers her expenses if she gets sentenced to jail and misses work?

ask Biggie, Pac, and their record labels about whether they wish that they had rolled in armored trucks.

I for one welcome the forthcoming Cuban car Lemons class.

I dated a girl who volunteered at the local library while in High School, 11th grade IIRC, you don't want to know what goes on in the library after hours. #sharing

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Honda Element, easy to remove rear seats and a hose out interior.

server room is kept cold for protection of equipment, despite elementary school styled chairs and bulletin board

I-write on this-Pad, the technology provided to us by the almighty leader is astounding.

I have a logbooked AWD 1G 6bolt 4g63 DSM that'd be perfect for this if anyone is looking to pick up a prepared ride on the cheap. I'm going to be sticking with my BG chassis 323 and prepping something for RWD fun.

often times I'm a distracted driver clipping and filing my nails prior to fingerblasting

South Dakota is a big, mostly empty state. That means if you're, say, a student at the University of South Dakota, you'll likely have a long, boring drive back home. And, if you're like 33% of male students (and 9% of female) you may kill some of that boredom by getting all sexytime while you drive.

Mark Webber will flip out if he hears the Mercedes assisted Porsche at Lemans