I only wish that at the end of Gymkhana 7 as the shot zoomed out that it continued to zoom out to show the image of the cloud of tire smoke under the ramps and overpasses on a canvas with Bob Ross holding a palate dabbing more strokes of those most happy of all clouds. Scotto should've hit me up on this one.

Polo R 400

With the Fiesta, Versa, Yaris, Fit and other subcompact hatchs in the market why hasn't VWOA brought over the Polo, with R treatment utilizing the WRC success as a marketing component to differentiate itself within the marketplace. The original GTI was the first subcompact hot hatch to be introduced to the stateside…

Learn the bike, learn the highlight pattern for when driving at night.

Jalopnik needs to fund you getting a mobile that features a camera with a better auto focus.

if it is capable of towing at least 6,000 lbs it's close to perfection

Dear VWOA,

Miata, with Nokian Hakka 2's

this has made me realize that the 2.0 skyactive can be made to fit into the Mazda 2. Mazda, we don't need forced induction to make a hot hatch, give us a 2.0L Mazda 2 badged as the Mazdaspeed2.

anywhere except a rally stage and filming should go swimmingly!

was the Subaru left crashed out from an attempt at running the Desert High Trails stage rally?

I don't play the bongo drums while sitting naked in my car to be cool, I do it because the new Lincoln Black Label trim is as comfortable, if not moreso then my living room, and because I'm a soulless schill and they paid me an undisclosed sum of money to do so.

I was fortunate enough to win a first gen Scion xB in a radio station "live in it to win it" contest. The car was comfortable enough to sleep in that I've slept in it more then a few times trackside when covering racing events and camped in it at stage rally events.

and that's why you always stand on the INSIDE of the corner kids!

Seriously, it leaves your skin so smooth, hydrated and younger looking that Ravens cheerleaders will attempt to stuff their faces with your gentlemen's sausage only to be disappointed to find out that you can legally purchase your own alcohol and that you don't need a ride home from lacrosse practice

Seriously, it leaves your skin so smooth, hydrated and younger looking that Ravens cheerleaders will attempt to…

Cremo Cream

Cremo Cream

You deserve the Nobel prize for Automotive innovation for finding a practical use for a VW service department.

supercars, and certainly hypercars, are meant to oversteer so violently as to instill fear of all those that dare sit behind the wheel. Tempting the spouses of interested parties to allow their purchase due to the potential insurance windfall should something go awry. Front wheel drive sedan should understeer.

I've heard that he's been doing some testing in some WRC machinery.

Cars, Money, Hoes Goodfella Car Column: Fuck You Pay Me.