Because we don’t want to deal with the mess we encourage by supporting Middle East conflict?

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

I’ve had a salesperson tell me that a Golf GTI with an aftermarket exhaust was a diesel. Because apparently loud = diesel.

“Why the fuck would he put an exhaust on a lease?”

That is freaking hilarious, and confirms my suspicions about car salesmen’s car knowledge level.

Dude, I don’t know anything as far as, all-wheel drive. Like, what are our F-150s?

That truck doesn’t exactly scream “Hard to pinpoint”.

I’ve never seen a truck hit it or a sign of one having hit it, but every time we drive past, I tell my kids we’re going to try it out and see what happens.

I have those same shoes.

So confused by my emotions concerning the RX-8 right now. I simultaneously hate myself for buying mine AND hate myself for selling it.

Worst car ever. Holy fucking shit.

This too.

MotherFUCKER I miss that stupid thing!!!

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So you own one I take it?

Eric is me in any situation ever.

Horizontally too biatch.

What you do in this situation is demonstrated perfectly in the video: Stay behind and whip out your phone to film it.

This is good. You did a good thing.

Tastes so good.