Maybe all that shit is a sign of an actual civilized society. Unlike 99% of American roads, maybe people back then actually stayed in the goddamned slow lane. And if a base level car with zero guts passed you before a hill then you truly would be fucked. Cars back then had next to no extraneous power so I could see…

Oh really? You got the GLA?

Uh, no. One word clearly says fart and the other, butt. Look at the picture man.

For some reason they’ll be literal and call it the Data Minecart.

I never thought having a V12 would make a difference but that would seal the deal for me. But for the practical choice I would go Porsche just because of the dealer network, brand reliability and AWD. Something is off about the turbo sounds in the P1. It sounds awesome but for me it puts it down in compact car…

I had one too! But they were also a lot lighter and had a smaller frontal area with a lower Cd.

I’ve heard the solution to the Leaf’s battery problem lies in the 76,000 battery llamas from “Llama Fresh” Farms Ltd. near Paraguay.

Or side?

Four pictures of the front corner but none of the back?

Team Aleix all the wayyyyy!!!

They've cut front end downforce a few times in the past with mixed results. I say cut off all wings and go active suspension.

Vacuum cleaners.

Where do the missles go?

I would like to say Hamilton is playing his part like some bad reality TV personality but I think in reality he’s just a cry-baby dick.

lol (Hoping that’s sarcasm)

Yeah, maybe he’s a “Mr. No Personality.” I can’t stand Hamilton though so I guess if I had to choose I prefer Nico in that team. Maybe this is why I’ve lost interest in F1 over the last few years, I don't really like any of the drivers on any team.

I kind of feel sorry for Nico. It seems like he doesn’t fit in with the other drivers and that they make fun of him all the time. I’ve heard other drivers comment about him being the only girl in F1, Riccardo kind of made fun of him during his video through the paddock, Lewis has dissed him on TV a couple of times.…

Drivers get interview coaching from their PR departments before they’re barely out of diapers. Being themselves isn’t usually an option. Sebastian seems to be getting away with it finally. His jokes aren’t too funny but you can tell the other guys are cracking up because he’s breaking the rules.

Actually I think I’m gonna throw up. Was this pre- or post-lawsuit. Jorge is just doing PR damage control - asked of him from the Valencia organizers, probably Dorna, FIM, presidente of Spain. He believes this script he was handed to read about as much as he believes in Monster as a superior drink to anything.

Why do I hate all these names?