I can't imagine driving that car for 8 hours within 24. One lap looked like a wrestling match.

Ok, ok here's a comparable comparsion: They're in Africa (just wait). They're on safari. They've got their rifles out. There are two objects down range. Hammond raises his rifle to take a shot. Jeremy says "Wait, wait! You don't want to hit the jungle bunny!" One of the objects is a (african) rabbit and the other is…

Apparently not many people have seen many war movies from the 80s. I guess it's about context, if someone's trying to kill you and you're trying kill them, if you come up with a derogatory name for someone I would say it falls in the I hate you so much I'm gonna kill you category of cursing.

Apparently, "slope" is an old-fashioned derogatory term for a person of East Asian descent. Did anyone actually get that joke? Since none of us are East Asian I don't think it landed with most of us.

Especially for the whales who religiously check their times.

First I thought oh yeah great idea! But then I remembered Fire Birds. The concept has been in aviation for awhile. But it would be a good use for fields like medicine, maybe construction or repair.

Sure make pilots look like the creepy tool walking around the airport. Oh wait...

Obviously bc Ray Ban.

Same at 6,000 miles/yr. I figure my total costs being $3,800/yr taking everything into account. Individual results may vary.

Another clickbait mission accomplished. Gawker, you magnificent bastards.

What, c'mon! Just look at those woodchips! They're clearly offgassing CO2 as we speak! 'Zero carbon' my ass!

That's true. You could even try and make a bubble house out of one gigantic bubble but guess what. That's right, that air inside has carbon in it.

And before Futurama started. True story.

Time to update my status. Oh, almost forgot I was going to post a selfie. Wait, wait almost got the helmet on. Now to find my camera... oh got it. Wait, is this really my camera? Is this my real head or my facebook vr profile head.

What??? They're sponsoring a driver through donations. That's pretty cool. Yeah Doge gets exposure but it's pretty much a joke anyway.

Just like you should know with every bus, taxi, car, trailer etc you're following on the road. Not really.

And you're bike more than likely would not win many if any acceleration comparisons, no top speed, braking, cornering, or lap times comparisons. I'm not sure what you're winning.

Most people ride bikes. To each their own my friend.

Luck is involved when it comes to wind gusts. :)

Damn lucky.