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I liked Zappa's version better.

It's fine to go through as a kid but could prove fatal as an adult. Not unlike Chicken Pox.

If Jane were along for the ride you can bet your ass they would have brought grenades.

The old man hitting the kid I did not see it coming, which made it brilliant.

"Our 2016 models are compatible with Windows." Thanks for making me laugh out loud in a quiet coffee shop.

Ah, such halcyon days compared to the incoming doom that is the Trump administration.

Jesus was a carpenter too. Coincidence?

I would be amused if the award turned up in the sequel, preferably as a bludgeon instrument.

There is no Love and Friendship in Trump's America.

Water is also wet.

They should have flipped roles and made Mads the good doctor and Cucumber the baddie, or just cut him entirely. *disappointed they didn't ask Hugh Laurie to play Strange…

God is a flat circle.

I get turned on by exposing my 'human hypocrisies' wherever I find them, but then subsequently end up in jail.

Is he too busy cooking blue crystal meth?

needs 22 more 'cucks'

I have a friend who made $84 ,000 a year doing just that!

I've earned $84 ,000 so far these days responding to ads like these in the A.V. Club comments section moreover I dropped out of high school . I'm using a home business snark opportunity I was handed and consequently I've made such decent upvotes . It is actually seriously so easy to do and I am just too glad that I

This is the credo of the modern conservative American.

You have a funny way of spelling Wolverine.

-Arby's