when /comfort turns into /confront

I picked a hell of a week to quit PCP.

To be fair, it is really difficult to draw gravity.

Sure, you can go through life only eating gruul and water, but wouldn't you occasionally like some steak?

I think what Noctis really means is "It's time for us to go fishing."

FF games used to have areas available where no normal party should ever attempt at their point in the game, but if you pull off a victory (usually one person surviving and getting all the experience lost by their teammates) and level up 5 or 6 levels, then can begin to farm the baddies comfortably after five battles.…

I would like a game that you could never cap out on skills, just hit a parabolic curve that becomes a project for the most scrupulous of gamers.

If you just shoot to level your guys high up, the Iggy, the butler guy, trusts Noctis teen-spanker enough to fast travel at night. Or you can have fun fighting Red Giants, hoards of spider chicks and electric bombs simultaneously.

Why can't I have Ultima, Holy, and/or Pain in all the slots!

"An VIII apologist. Sad!"

My only complaint is that I want more of it. Maybe they can get IFC or Stars to turn it into a show with at least Gosling, Crowe, and the daughter.

*Scoffs "There's no Christmas in Space!"

Sure it does. Shane Black is notorious for seeking out script sources that 'drool with yule.'

How about a kinky Easter after party?

"We're gonna need more Mountie Guys."

Should have named it "Star Wars: Going Rogue or I Can See Krypton from My House!"

Set phasers to…fuck.

I'd like to see a life-size Schwarzenegger Gingerbread head with his eyes popping out ala Total Recall. Get on it Interweb!

I was saying boo-urns

Duck…Duck…Gosling!