why does my mind go straight to the gutter?

"Not quite my bento" - excerpt from my obsessive Japanese chef script.

They could try going smaller…in the Adventures in Atomland premiere event!

"Cross all the things!" - CW's reaction to the news.

deservedly so

I think Jack won?

One could almost say a-nu-start even!

fucker came out of nowhere!

Hey Taco Bell! Whos I gots tied up in my trunk?

#3. In my version of the show Thandie Newton's character is represented by a sentient horse. "What was it? Bulk Apperception? Turn it all the way up, neeeyhh."

No body, no death. That's how I know that only three people have died in the history of humanity.

I hear tell she's hanging with the third Hemsworth.

Scottish accent: "The secret basketball court is for those who go home and f*ck the prom queen."

It's actually transformed into fuel. Sex is the green energy of the future!

Yes!

What we need is an origin story of Dracula! I speak on behalf of the three people who are not familiar with it.

Funny, conservatives have the exact same opinion of the brain!

Christ, not this shit again.jpeg.

I do enjoy whomever produces trailers for Spike Jonze movies. Sometimes they end up even better than the movie, which for the movies they represent, is high praise in my book.

And his new partner looks around and confirms that there are no 'blackulas.'