"A pretty one!" *proceeds to whip the sin out of self at RNC

Cool. Thank you! I will, er, I mean my friend will see you in the gym.

How much GB per month plan do you need for this game? I'm asking for a friend…

Does it come with the complementary Mustache Ride?

Um, note for you sir. Read it? I guess I could. It says 'git to da choppa.' (Must be a cyber thing)

Aw, I thought we came up with this idea on our own. Damn you Simpsons! *Shakes Trump-sized fist!

Omg I my faux Stridemother got Strode by the STRIDEMOTHER! (Will the real Stridemother please stand up?)

I'm sure they could catch a fair number of pokemon in that arena.

The concept of hot dog makes me hungry but is balanced out by the concept of the RNC which makes me lose my appetite.

I cut open a spicy beef burrito and use that instead of a bun. Then I top it with sour cream, salsa, jalapenos, raw onions and ho-ly fuck.

You can troll as a bomb squad member exactly once.

…Tomorrow night at the RNC convention!

I figure you'd know better than me, since you were just with her. Ba-zing! …I mean sad face emoji.

The Ends justify the Memes.

I earn 50k a week from my cabin in the woods watching trees. I get to hang out with a buddy who walks around the forest making sure they don't immolate. I am not a robot, dammit!

To be fair, Lin thought it was going to be a porno.

All Whales Matter! or something - RNC

Welcome to EARF!

Sorry, too busy son. *Cats in the Cradle plays softly in the background

Speaking of the RNC Convention… (Indiana is close enough to Ohio for the purposes of this joke dammit!)