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Sex Offender?

That nest sure looked like they were having a town meeting though, (via life sign finder.)

Well, she did see how the lions were born, how they killed multiple times, how hard they are to kill, hunting style, what their blood is made out of, and eventually kills one. So she has a few points versus the novice.

So did Robert Deniro!

Is it cheating if I surround the last monster on the screen, cure my guys, and throw rocks at each other until the end of time?

Marriage

Heckles "Have fun being a nancy boy!" …Sigh, I wish I were gay…

If Fox News aired it it would be chopped up to make Wilmore defend IsIs or something.

I smell kickstarter!

You, my friend, must be unfamiliar with Jew Magic*!

"What should we do with this prosthetic butt milord?"
"Throw it in the pile with all my other butts." - Admiral Radcliffe in an excerpt from Future War 2032.

Racists call certain things lowly out of envy. Sorta like homophobes knock on the gay lifestyle because they fear their own attraction to the same sex.

"Beloved Laurel Lance" eh? I mean she did grow on you after she stopped being a whiny drunk.

Roth should've went full Bear Jew on King.

Cusack and Cage in Truer Detectives!

It's been awhile since John Cusack put out a good movie, like the 90's.

So, like they're both movies, y'know?

RINO!!!1!

"Expecto Patronus!" *Out pops ethereal Donald Trump.

*Dressed in a bear suit punches girl on bike RIP