Never forget...extra napkins.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Oh how terribly wrong you are. I go through irresponsible amounts of salt.

You’re wrong. Pitch the lunch & go to Chipotle and don’t say a word. Successful relationships are built on white lies and extra queso.

There are things too good to risk. A daily packed lunch is one of them.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

As a warning, the video’s rough to watch.

Of course one of the guys involved in a drunken brawl was wearing an Aldon Smith Jersey/May Have been Aldon Smith.

This shit is getting real old real quick. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Turn the effin' camera to landscape.

What is this not grilling because of cold temperatures. the only time I stop grilling is when I cant get to the grill through 8 feet of snow. Otherwise it’s grillin time!

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

I don’t get it. That was worse than anything I’ve seen in the NFL in a while. Especially with pacmans history, I would expect them to come down hard.

I’m sorry, I had to.

You’ve forgotten that Sarah will die in childbirth.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

According to the article, Gabriel was homeschooled. Because of course he was.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

My only complaint is the lack of a basic socket set. I guess it’s not 100% necessary, especially if you don’t have a vehicle, but it’s handy for bicycle work or anything else that requires a nut/bolt.

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