My only complaint is the lack of a basic socket set. I guess it’s not 100% necessary, especially if you don’t have a vehicle, but it’s handy for bicycle work or anything else that requires a nut/bolt.

Tailgating, huh...

Like so?

you can have him

1. Don’t.

I’m ready for this hate parade, Deadspin. I’ve got my Andre Tippett jersey on, I’m drunk, and I’m not wearing any underwear. But if I were, you can be DAMN SURE that they’d be emblazoned with a Pat Patriot logo.

Forgot about them. Those texts were nothing but lies and pictures of also lies.

This is exactly right.

I need a flowchart to follow Deadspin’s thought process. Its like they almost always disagree and belittle ESPN (which, Deadspin wouldnt even exist if not for ESPN—but neither here nor there) unless ESPN publishes something bad about the Patriots (or really Boston in general) then they back it up 100%, write 4 stories…

This doesn’t have enough stars, imo. Either that, or most people haven’t watched A Christmas Story as many times as I have.

Please, the public doesn’t care about reason or rationality. It’s much more fun to throw stones. The American Dream is really building a role model up so that you can enjoy the shadenfreude of their fall back down.

I have a question that no one seems to have an answer to.....What is the actual rule with regard to taping signals? We all know that if you tape from the sidelines you’re the worst cheaters ever (unless you’re not the Patriots). But what is the actual rule?

Trying to steal signals. Like every. Other. Team.

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”

On LeBatard’s show, Stugotz pointed out that the Browns have a suspension at every level in Week 1: Front Office, Coaching Staff, Player.

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.

Connect the dots, man...

Emphasis on “tried”. The Browns offense can’t complete a goddamn thing.