What is this thing? Why is this thing a thing? I'm trying to access the bits of my memory from when I still cared about football, and even they're shrugging at the phrase

Still not as funny as this.

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

How can we send this guy consoles to help him and other refugees? With all the collectors we have, people can easy help this guy out and spread some video games over to Uganda.

"9.7 / 10 - IGN" lol

"It would have been paid for by interested Miamians via Kickstarter"

This is 10,000x scuzzier than just admitting who you are and hiring strippers, isn't it?

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

Those hands though...

Uhmmm, no? The poor and uneducated are breeding more than the rest and don't even get me started with what's on the tv. I was raised with documentary channels showing what their logo meant, not some dudes building bikes, duck dynasty and people sifting through what garbage someone left in a storage box. From my POV…

Preach on! Idiocracy has NOTHING to do with eugenics. It's a satire projection of where life is headed.

Ok, define "intelligent", If intelligent means paid leaves which means less profit for companies and proper funding for scientific research that doesn't make corporations money because it leads to free energey etc. then that's not intelligent at all, it's practical it's ideal, it's intelligent for corporations to have…

I dunno.. don't you think if more intelligent people were breeding, there'd be more livable wages, paid leaves, and proper funding for scientific research? It certainly wouldn't hurt in trying to live up to the ideals and promises you speak of...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good. I hope it stays broken forever.

If you got paid in 85% dollar bills you'd have a fat wad of cash too.

Thank you so much for this piece.

Luke lost his hand on Bespin, and there is NO CHANCE AT ALL that his hand was set into orbit.It is either still in the cloud city or on the surface of the planet. These rumors are very upsetting.

Yep, it was on Bespin, which was a gas giant. Which is a good reason to call bullshit on this one.

It blew my mind for another reason: