Wait there was lack of quality control on a car that was built in a tent? Color me fucking surprised.

The video of the futuristic drivethru grocery store would never work. The idiot customer would be screaming at the clerk to bring strawberries from the back because the ones in the bin are too red. The designer has obviously never worked retail. 

All I see are $$$ for when it all will inevitably break.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but this is tarted up chevy blazer right? At least when they royally fucked up the blazer they still put a damn shifter in it. 

Exist. 

Jalopnik: Auto loan crisis incoming! Vehicles prices are going up! 96 month loans!

You think that’s bad? People think this guy should be on the road with vehicles too.

This is exactly my complaint. This is not a “Blazer”. Say what you want about the Trailblazer, but at least it was still a body on frame RWD SUV.

God what an abomination GM. It’s literally an angry equinox. I still don’t know who this vehicle is for.  

All these NP votes. Would you really pay $2700 for a 1994 Dodge Intrepid? This car is worth half of what they are asking solely because it runs and drives.

See why does everyone act like Ford is so high and mighty when they are below Chrysler(!) in the JD Power study? Granted this is not the be all end all of tests but it is a good litmus test. Also Honda wow how the mighty have fallen.

That dude just wanted to get rid of that P.T Cruiser and found the perfect opportunity.

This is entirely too many people. I’m claustrophobic just looking at the pictures. 

Kotaku: “Put more diverse races and genders in games!”

You know how high performance cars have Valet keys? All cars should have this and anyone under the age of 21 should be limited to the use of the Valet key. There is really no need for any teenager to go 80+ mph or be in full control of a 300hp car(which is a lot of cars these days). 5 solid years of driving and you…

50% of fat dog owners are obese and in denial.

Dude truckers make bank, there is a national shortage. 

The new “Supra”(BMW) screams nothing but boring despite Toyota’s best efforts to make it seem cool.

Dude will still claim his back is messed up because medical tests aren’t perfect. 

Exactly my thoughts. This is a beaten teenager’s car.