Audi 5000 baby. So ahead of it time.

Too soon!

So the elephant says, “rectum”? I damn near killed em.

That kid’s skill set is so advanced, I bet he punches and rapes women at college level.

Holy shit, what is with all the Saab stories!

HaHaHa, We President now!

He better not try to fly on my plane. I will have him removed just for being a youtube star, like I did to the M.I.A. singer.

Lawyered, son!

Damn Son, Ya burnt!

Don’t quit your day job. Operable means the car has to be running when he brings it back whole. It is clearly not acceptable business practice or what a reasonable person would expect. There is also an inspection and lot fee the dealer can charge when they bring it back. They could jack it up to $7000 to cover the…

Statistics do not lie. Something is going on here. He knows the guy or his car, or is tracking his phone, something.

This guy is lucky Ebay brought out his crooked Paypal, becasue that is a terrible solution. How about draining the battery after 2 minutes of not being moved. Or bricking the car completely.

Your SJW tears are delicious.

Yes, it is., Especially when that cunt deserved it.

When all you offer the world is a vagina, everything is rape.

Because he was clearly defending himself. No one has a right to lay hands on you twice.

Is it wrong that I laughed?

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