In your defense, it’s pretty obvious you have no idea what female skin looks like in real life.

These two heroes will help anyone in need, all while trying to uncover the conspiracy that put their own lives in jeopardy.

Hi Russia.

Please beat the shit out of saudi’s... They really deserve it.

Thanks, the World.

Styled by a blind man, the Japanese Orochi is neither beautiful, nor fast. Its 3.1-litre Toyota V6 – also used in Camrys and Hiluxes – needs every one of its 173kW to move the 1590kg Orochi.

Tim Cook needs to stand firm and just refuse it. They’re under absolutely no legal obligation to do so. This is pure over-reach of power. If the government can’t do it themselves, they can fuck right off.

Don’t listen to them Freddy. At $20K it is a steal. Drive it until it breaks. Throw it in a climate controlled storage. 20 years later sell it for $100K. No Maita is ever going to achieve that.

Mercedes G-Wagon.

If they had concentrated on the story half as much as they did for creating characters to shoehorn their friends into the movie, then it might have been halfway decent and not derivative of New Hope. Instead, we’ll probably get another blog post next week titled, ‘Something that you didn’t know about Episode 7 because…

Easy. Bigger seat and more leg room. More, bigger and cleaner bathrooms. Recycling and refreshing of cabin air. Enforcement of being civil to your neighbors. That means no stinky foods or clipping your toenails during the flight. No drunks, druggies or excessive loud talkers or screaming babies. No one under 2…

We can hope.