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Oh, the horror! Most 13 year olds are already banging their teachers and she had to see a pee-pee.

Ha Ha Kylie. Kendell is still the fairest one of all. Go eat a poison apple.

Yeah, I would be surprised if a lot of the younger generation has heard the song or the old saying, Putin on the Ritz.

You mean their parents let them date. Maybe they can hang out during lunch, but no one is dating unless their parents drive them or let the kids out of the house once they get home from school.

You clearly forgot one. As a Florida resident, I am surprised as hell no one got out of their car behind them and shoot all 3 of them for blocking traffic.

I never worked with him, meet him, or even seen him on TV, but I can tell he is a old cranky drunk douchebag just by looking at him.

Why don't you go where fashion sits?

You shouldn't be dating in your freshman or sophomore year anyway. That should be for your junior and senior years at the earliest.

Everything in life can be explained by a Chapplle skit.

I live about 15 miles from them. I am going to go pour paint remover over all their cars tonight.

They don't total it for missing seats. They total it because it was stolen and before they recovered it the insurance company paid off on it so the owner could get another car. It just happens when the police did find the car it was only missing the seats. I made good money in the early days of the salvage auction…

As someone who rebuilt insurance wrecks, the DMV inspection is a joke. All they want is before and after pics and receipt for the parts you replaced. They come out and take a quick look at the VIN number and that's it. No frame measuring or test drive or inspection of any kind.

The Wolf of Wall Street.

This is Virtual Boy 2.0 Any VR system that uses screens will fail, because of eye strain, weight, size. Only VRDs that beam the image directly into your eye will succeed.

This is going to take it to a whole 'nother level. There is a certain percentage of the population were VR will become like crack. I shudder to think of what the Japanese will do with tentacles and virtual waifus.

Don't listen to these douche nozzles. A little corporal is preferred. One or two swats on the butt or arms. This way when they get punched in the face by a cop for doing something wrong it will not be such a shock to them when they realize their snowflake is not so special.

You missed Donald Trump. List is invalid.

What a piece of shit thing for Jezebel to do. Attributing a false quote to Giuliani by adding the word dumb. That is low, even for a garbage lezzy rag blog like this.

It was Spade during "Hollywood Minute". He showed a picture of Eddie and said "Look kids, a star falling on a transvestite."