Everything in life can be explained by a Chapplle skit.

I live about 15 miles from them. I am going to go pour paint remover over all their cars tonight.

They don't total it for missing seats. They total it because it was stolen and before they recovered it the insurance company paid off on it so the owner could get another car. It just happens when the police did find the car it was only missing the seats. I made good money in the early days of the salvage auction…

As someone who rebuilt insurance wrecks, the DMV inspection is a joke. All they want is before and after pics and receipt for the parts you replaced. They come out and take a quick look at the VIN number and that's it. No frame measuring or test drive or inspection of any kind.

The Wolf of Wall Street.

This is Virtual Boy 2.0 Any VR system that uses screens will fail, because of eye strain, weight, size. Only VRDs that beam the image directly into your eye will succeed.

This is going to take it to a whole 'nother level. There is a certain percentage of the population were VR will become like crack. I shudder to think of what the Japanese will do with tentacles and virtual waifus.

Don't listen to these douche nozzles. A little corporal is preferred. One or two swats on the butt or arms. This way when they get punched in the face by a cop for doing something wrong it will not be such a shock to them when they realize their snowflake is not so special.

You missed Donald Trump. List is invalid.

What a piece of shit thing for Jezebel to do. Attributing a false quote to Giuliani by adding the word dumb. That is low, even for a garbage lezzy rag blog like this.

It was Spade during "Hollywood Minute". He showed a picture of Eddie and said "Look kids, a star falling on a transvestite."

Show me another car with 4 wheel steering.

If it really works well why change the internals like engine and suspension? Much like Nissan's bulletproof V6 engines. Also, I was talking more 4 Wheel Steering, Active Damping System, Super Handling All-Wheel Drive, etc.

Acura/Honda has some of the most technological advanced and reliable cars in the world. To bad they have been draped in the worst design language for the last 20 years. The last good looking car they made was the Legend and NSX. Please for the love of god, get a new design team.

Better yet. Tom Brady trades in Colorado for matching Patriots blue Chevy Corvettes for him and Butler.

Or, just install a cell phone jammer in every class. They can still play games, but at least they can't use the internet or phone.

The first story has to be BS. As general manager I would have told them, "Clearly we are not going to be able to satisfy you tonight. We will take care of your bill if you leave now, otherwise pay the $146 before I call the police.

Dat mak no sent! Dat mak no sent! We had da game one.

Come at me, bro.

If "ifs and buts" were candy and nuts, Marshawn Lynch would grab them.