Why would I bother giving it to you? If you want a debate, you don't start insulting someone. Buh-bye.

You mad, bro?

lol

Touché. I always enjoy a good intellectual debate.

"Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence could very well be the ideal couple. Sure, they’re both whiter than Wonder Bread, but they’re also both gorgeous and have great bodies, with great personalities and senses of humor to match." So if only they weren't white, they'd be perfect?

So, when I was in college Conan's show was just getting started, getting some poor reviews generally but my friends and I thought it was hilarious. We went to school in NYC and went to the filming of a couple of shows.
Then one night one of my fraternity brothers shares a story about this friend of his who is going to…

Misfits of Science…man, 12 year old me was VERY interested in that show, particularly the parts with Courtney Cox. Hubba hubba.

Ok, what is that a mnemonic for, Johnny?

Pacific Rim 5: Art School

Pacific Rim: Shitstorm

That's "The Guy"

He has a very specific set of skills…

"It was Charlie, from work!"

Pacific Rim: 2

Indiana Jones and The Skeletal Spouse

2 Mac 2 Quit

"P-p-p-please stop sh-sh-shooting me!"

"So then, if she weighs the same as a wooden cross…"
"She's a Witch!"

"I'm ready…ready for the laughing gas…I'm ready…ready for Whitesnake…"

Don't forget the hair.