"Fuck it. I cannot make head nor tails of it. Go ahead and fight him, Sandor."

Chaos isn't a ladder. It's a water slide.

Hey gurl.

But YOU didn't…

Link or it didn't happen.

Have you forgotten…how it felt that day?

Look, man, I just spent the afternoon in Middle Earth with Gleepglop and the Flooptidoos.

Maybe he'll run into Ronnie on the inside.

Bondteuroge.

True story: I went to college with Joseph Heller's granddaughter. (That's it, though. Didn't save her life or sleep with her or anything. Bummer. Would have made a better story.)

No one expects anyone to defend the Spanish Inquisition.

From the mind of G.R.R. Martin…

Infinity Rubber/Glue War

Did you hear the story Adam Sandler told on Howard Stern about how his father was dying (of cancer, I guess), but survived to see his wedding, and Rodney Dangerfield (who was also near death) came to the wedding, walked into the house amongst the friends and family, and says, "HEY! WHERE'S THE DYIN' GUY?" You just…

I liked it when Dugan returned.

Counterpoint: Not enough Rachel McAdams orgying.

The AV Club don't wanna hear that shit, man!

Good comment, very constructive.

No.

Agreed, very shady. It does look good though, so, if you didn't give crowdfunding money, win/win!