I am an old! and while some of these things sound interesting I am just not going to watch shows on my phone. Make an app for my Amazon Fire Cube or my Roku TV and I’m all in. I just can’t abuse my already-battered elderly eyes by staring at a tiny screen. OKAY BOOMER?

I read that book. It was fine!
I just broke down and subscribed to Apple TV+ yesterday, mostly because I want to watch the Beastie Boys movie but also because we’re running out of things to watch. Any recs on what to avoid?

My wife and I have been pummeling these nonstop. Everything’s just fine.

My wife and I have been pummeling these nonstop. Everything’s just fine.

Against: Representatives Louie Gohmert of Texas, Thomas Massie of Kentucky and Ted Yoho of Florida, all Republicans, and Representative Justin Amash of Michigan, who is Independent.

Disappointing. I enjoyed the book, but this adaptation is a real slog.

That halftime show needed more TROOPS

I suspect she stopped by Lorne’s office to tell him how much she loves to quilt but just blew her line.

I saw them in concert on their current tour and man alive are they BORING. Darius has really leaned in to the George Strait-model of just standing at the front of the stage and singing his songs with zero attempt to engage or connect with an audience (although he did make a comment about how CLEMSON SUCKS durr durr…

He should enroll at the University of Phoenix because there is a 14% chance that the lottery picks he represents will end up there too.

Can’t wait for his boss to just whale away on that dog whistle by echoing these comments about all the men in Baltimore just monkeying around on their front porch.

Should have caulked the wagon.

Saw the movie yesterday. Tarantino has done something I did not know he was capable of: making an incredibly boring movie. With the exception of about four minutes of a scene featuring Mike Moh/Bruce Lee & Brad Pitt, the first two+ hours are just tedious. It’s not lyrical and it’s not languid.  It’s insufferable and…

Nobody’s going to see this because there are already like 300 comments here but I just saw the movie and I am here to tell you that it is BAD. Two hours of painfully boring cinematic masturbation. It is not lyrical or languid; it is numbing. The last half hour isn’t great, but at least something happens.

I would love one of these that only lists new, non-Netflix productions so I can see exactly how little watchable content I am getting for my sixteen bucks a month.

Barbara Holland thinks they should have ended at episode 2.

I am old and set in my ways but I was raised in Florida so I think all mermaids should be portrayed by manatees.

Gorka’s got electrolytes!

He will be missed.

Great point.  I bet it’s a case where the father thinks that having a child of color immunizes him from charges of racism.

Analytics strike again, as Van Wagenen focuses solely on Wins Above Recliners.