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captainconfetti

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

That photo is a National Treasure.

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

done.

So that's what they're calling the Urban Youths now?

Didn't you get the memo that you can't use the word thug to describe someone who is not an African American? Apparently that's a rule now.

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

Ashley, reacting to your Photoshopping.

ok

I'm not trying to call you out as I've seen you comment on DS for awhile now. I really don't think you're racist (in fact I've seen you question someone's racist remark) and believe that you're joke is directed towards how the media has turned that word into what it now is.

White people look the same.

Thug.

Don't worry; the judges will give her the bronze even if she finishes fourth.

Funny, she usually seems like such a good sport.

I'm pretty sure Mirai Nagasu felt that way after Wagner fell twice at the national championship and still made the team and she didn't.

white samurai (looking at you tom and keanu)