I always go to the bathroom when boarding is called and board last, yep, I'm that guy! I hate confined spaces and waiting in the tunnel back to back with everyone else stressed me the fuck out.

Hahaha I'm super glad somebody out there does this!

Shit, what! I'm 24 and I still think/thought this??

Welp. At least you didn't sit on a couch!

Thanks for this, the cancer conspiracy theorists do researches a major disservice.

Uh oh... you didn't happen to have carpet did you?

Alternatively/similarly, I was driving through UNC's campus a few weeks ago and I was pleasantly surprised to see a homeless man decked out from head to foot in Tarheel gear. It was sweet in that pompous Chapel Hill sort of way.

I think its super cool too!

It's just strange, which makes it funny. When you have a pet, anything stupid or weird they do is really really enjoyable. Pro-tip, never post a less than enthusiastic comment on a dog video or story here at Jezebel.

Holla Sweden!

BUT WHERE WILL MEN PEE??

Hahahaha

That's too cool! I've never heard of a specifically musical ghostly presence.

Glad I could help! A lot of people I know who've had ghosts in their apartment are kind of casual like this.

That's actually the redeeming part of the story for me!

Produced!

The textures in How to Train Your Dragon were incredible in HD on the big screen. Kung Fu Panda one and two had some lovely segments inspired by their fantastic concept art.

Also I suppose if anyone could prove that their servers were holding the images in any way possible.

Thanks for this, you said everything I wanted to and more. Back off Jezebel!

Oh my god, they should add a bearded lady! Not joking here.