It's no lizard pie.

But, he could rack up units of three.

"here we are! Born to be kings!"

I'm playing my brother's wife in fantasy who is currently tied for number one in the league. It's an upward battle but I feel sort of like that warrior walking into certain death. Needless to say, my life is pretty lame.

Can I rent The Final Girls on Amazon yet? I mean sure I could see myself but I'd rather have you tell me.

@Jose Peterson can't hear your insults because he's too busy mamboing to Lou Bega.

What about Planned Parenthood and baby stew? I better contact Breitbart.

Have we learned nothing from Nightmare on Elm Street?

Because why not?

I was obsessed with Maximum Overdrive as a kid. I even glued a green devil face to a toy semi so it could interact with my Ninja Turtles. In retrospect, my parents probably should have paid closer attention to what I was watching.

I'll give you that one too. It's probably, along with Hard Target, the best work John Woo did in the states. I still like Hard Target more though.

Sure. I'll leave on the Highway to Hell.

Basic was serviceable, I guess. That's really about it.

It's actually difficult to find a decent movie Travolta was in after Pulp Fiction. Get Shorty definitely would be there, but after that, it gets a little murky.

Yeah, I'll go ahead and say Maximum Overdrive is a cinematic masterpiece.

Eh, I know. Such an iconic comic book series. Such lousy movies. I hate, but I jest.

Fox really should reboot the X-Men Franchise after Apocalypse. It's cool that you made X-Men 2, Bryan Singer but now you're basically some horrible mad scientist who has reanimated this poor decaying corpse that's just writhing in agony eyes begging for some sort of rest. Instead, you have the poor creature do parlor…

I don't. I like the director though. Still, I don't quite know how many people were really asking for a Gambit movie. I'm sure some people will really be stoked about it.

If only her and Evangeline Lily could go back and swap roles.

To be fair, she got as much time in Ant-Man as was necessary. We can't really expect the movie to just cut to her at work or driving. As the ex-wife of the protagonist, it seems like she got just the right amount of screen time. Great actress though.