Yeah, does it count if you wear flip flops on the plane and then those inevitably come off because they're flip flops and it takes more effort to keep them on?

My favorite little touch showing how much of a dummy Jason is was when he pointed to his wrist while describing how his boy Peanut had a "snitches get stitches" tattoo on his tricep.

(Fry plays "Baby Got Back" on his stereo)
Leela: You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music!

I learned from this interview that Abbi (and ostensibly Beyoncé) and I have the same taste in hot sauce, so I've got that going for me!

Maybe it can be two things! As Professor Farnsworth said about Fry and Lucy Liubot, "Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you."

I'm not sure that Nick Offerman wrote that, based on his tweet ("I was able to contact a source close to Ron") and that the picture looks like a screenshot of a received text, it seems like he probably asked Mike Schur or another Parks writer or producer and then shared their response.

You're thinking of Stephnie Weir. I only realized today that they were two different people, because I read this article also thinking, "Where's MADtv?"

Yes! I love that one, the other Twitter feuds one (spambot vs spambot, hospital vs hospital, Noam Chomsky vs Slavoj Zizek) and this one that turns into trip into another dimension.

The Onion's slideshows (that weren't the week in review) are so amazing and absurd but not published that often, so I'm glad clickhole is there to take up the mantle.

"…and if you put a farm hog in a sundress, someone somewhere will want to square dance with her. Make a deal, Jack."
"No Arthur, I'm not letting this scumbag off with a misdemeanor! Detective Shaunauxes, I need you to work the case again and see if anything else pops. If we can't have the football we'll have to find…

True, and the "we can't be friends" part was sad, even though it made sense.

*jogging through Central Park with friend*
Don't worry man, I've got all the booze ready AND there'll be tons of chicks coming tonight! So, you in? Just come and you'll forget all about Katie, Hudson's a big sea and we're just fishing, bro, hahah—

"I've just been busy with Trey…ning. Training with Trey. He's just been on me."
"He's so annoying, get him off!"
"I WOULD NOT GET HIM OFF HAHA WHAAAAT"

I was hoping she'd take it back, what with him returning all her stuff. But I didn't think the breakup was cold (besides maybe him springing it on her, though I'd say that's better than dragging it out, and they are pretty casual). He had very valid reasons, but I did really feel for Ilana when she was upset over it…

They were both in an episode of the web series: https://www.youtube.com/wat… I think Ilana's actual dad is the gray-haired guy in the background behind Abbi. Also, appearance by Trey in his pre-Solstice life!

Well, he did date 15-year-old Linda Blair when he was 25, and wrote a creepy passage about it in his memoir where he called her an "enthusiastic learner" (shudder) and said he didn't understand why the press was in such a furor over their relationship.

Hopefully they'll incorporate that into next year's set of questions.

I also recently watched the Modern Family episodes she was on (as Gloria's meek, sadsack sister) and rewatched her Southland episode (as a brattier Rosa Diaz-ish dominatrix who is suspected of murder), and can confirm, she can kill it in many different roles. I hope that baity description of her Southland role gets…

Harley was delightful. Bob's Burgers has such a great cast of kid characters!

Oh yeah, it was some sort of special promotion. not sure why they're doing it now but I saw their Facebook or something post about being in 666 theaters this weekend.