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When automakers combine the power from ICE and electric it isn’t always 1+1+1=3... The Acura RLX Sport Hybrid (amazing car, predecessor to this) was similar and if you add up the individual motors it comes out to less than they advertise overall... Not sure why, engineer things?

How on earth are they only able to wring 236 HP out of a 2.5l 4 banger plus 2 electric motors? Are the electric motors from a remote control toy?

The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able. 

This glorious bastard right here:

The MR2 because even us poors deserve a mid-engine, RWD sporty car.

Chevy SS, Chevy Caprice, Pontiac G8 GT.

Ford Transit Connect

100% Fiesta ST. Throw in the Focus ST as well, because, you know....

Epic. Truly epic.

Portland cement (the prime ingredient in concrete) is extremely alkaline. I’d be interested if it was premix concrete or just bags of cement in the car. Either way, I can almost guarantee that the cement is in there to destroy blood and other fluids, without damaging the interior of the car. There won’t be an actual

Hit and run.

Darla: Jerry, what in the fuck are you doing??

I’m stretching the definition a little for this one...

I’d rather do it in a John

For some time we had a single red dixie cup tech-screwed down on the trunk of our 24hrs of lemons car.... we were working on the rear brakes, and one of us set it on the trunk, one of the other guys came along with the 1/4" driver with an extension, and made sure that thing became a permanent accessory on the car...

My girlfriend and I were both leaving at the same time to go to work. I somehow left my lunch on top of her car. I saw her a few minutes later in traffic. I stopped her, got my lunch, and continued on to work.

If we extend the meaning of “roof” to include the top surface of the car, I went into total dumbass mode while driving—real moron-plus level.