What’s wrong with secretaries who like to put their foot in it? 

Anything “super duty” molded into the plastic trim. Any HD vehicle. Not just “hot versions” of trucks, just your regular would-be cattle tower. Dang, they are even often pre-lifted nowadays.

Ford Model T.

There are a ton of awful choices for first car, but they might well be eclipsed by bad first motorcycles. Pretty much anything with supercar performance available used under $5k is just generally a bad idea, although at least there’ll likely be far less collateral damage in the event of an accident.

Those are easy cars to out-idiot—a ‘69 Charger makes your choices look absolutely sane:

Like...normal person stuff or the stuff I keep in my car? My car is basically an extension of my house.

Insurance and registration certificates.

I’d be more inclined to NP it with a 4.0. That 2.5 in a Wrangler was a mouse motor and I’d be concerned that the price combined with the leisurely performance of the included engine would make me regret my purchase at that price.

The infrastructure is what I always thought the biggest hangup with hydrogen was, not engine efficiency. The storage density relative to batteries was the only reason that makes it worth the infrastructure. As expensive as it is, it’s likely better in the long run than the extra trucks(!) and drivers(!!!) necessary…

This does not seem like a big deal. I guess some of it depends on how long it took for Honda to inform the workers.

The C8 Vette. Its MSRP is under $70k

I would get one, but I’m concerned that I would suddenly get the impulse to limo tint the windows, plastidip the wheels black, and drive 98mph literally everywhere I go while also having no insurance. 

2012+ has a problematic tranny, so be very careful. It's not a Jalop car, but the ugly 08-11 can be a solid buy. Fairly simple, and lots of old people bought them, so good examples are out there.

Final generation Chevy Impala

This is why companies do CG trailers. Too many people expect finished and polished products when they first see them, and it’s just safer to show CG until the game is basically finished.

Pretty wild stuff. The most surprising thing to me has been just how fucking tenuous a grasp the general gaming public has on the process of making games. I mean my expectations were low, but damn.

I can genuinely say Kotaku’s writers over the past decade have been singularly the most amazing games journalists

Until I see the end product, I’m assuming single player content will essentially be the GTA online tutorial. 

The GTA games stories usually follow with an idea and take on the current socioeconomical and political landscape, and things have changed a lot since GTA5's release - which is why I imagine why we have a poc female protagonist now. I admit, things will be interesting when it comes to comedy.

I’m surprised they’re still having a single player mode at all, after having absolutely zero additional content for the single player in GTA5 after 9 years