Making the cute girl character kissing another girl is the easy and safe route.

Can you imagine Donald trying to comfort the families of soldiers who have been killed overseas? “I like people who weren’t killed. Losers!”

3 am Saturday Morning.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

My gut says maybe she didn’t ACTUALLY expect Trump to win, and now that he has she is having a crisis of conscience. ?

Because that is what we do now. We can’t let people do anything good in this world without sifting through their past to find a reason to vilify them.

Funny how ultra violence is ok but genitalia needs to removed. I wonder if people even realize how strange that is to people who have a healthy view on nudity

I find the reality that we all have genitals extremely offensive.

You know what would have made this more powerful? If they HADN’T LET TRUMP HOST AN ENTIRE SHOW LAST YEAR

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Applying the same word to both (awful) implies a sameness. Just saying. If you meant to imply a difference, you probably need to add more words that describe any perceived differences you see. Enjoy the next four years. Should be fun!

46.9%? Wtf America!

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

That’s what republican voter suppression has done; it’s angered black voters so much that they often end up vote in higher numbers in protest. They won’t allow themselves to be silenced by racist voter policies.

I’ll just leave this here...

Pokemon design will never again reach the peaks of Alolan Dugtrio.

I am at a point where if I see the letters S, J, and W being used together unironically, then I read it as a handy shortcut to not waste an ounce of energy on the poster.

And your bully had bigger hands...

On the words of Fey and Poehler: “Bitches get shit done. “

More significantly, so does John Lewis.