“Good things come in pink boxes.”

Out of Beach Boys collaborators you could memorialize probably the second worst option after Mike Love

That’s why I got this tattoo of hands permanently clutching the tattoo of pearls around my neck.

That embedded Jimmy Kimmel show clip (which they only showed an excerpt from in the episode) is pretty amazing. He took a story that was about three minutes at best, and somehow managed to drag it out to ten minutes.

“It was unfortunate that Sal’s mom was still alive because the suit was perfect.”

Joshua Alston was doing them. He’s pretty good, but always reviews shows late, even when a screener is available. Then he disappeared for a couple weeks, wrote a weeks-old review and mentioned being sick. Then there were no more reviews for another week or two. Instead of explaining any of this, they just kept…

Sorry to see this movie getting such a chilly reception. I guess it really did leave most reviewers feeling pretty cold!

Let me grab my mittens real quick, cause I don’t think I can handle that hot take, Mr. Bothsidesdoit.

It’s Ivana’s book but Ivanka wrote those parts herself—or is claiming to have written something she had ghostwritten for her and presumably approved. So it’s valid to criticize her, and not for having done typical dumb teenage things, but for writing obvious self-serving horseshit about having done them in some weird…

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

Shit you’re right, it is her mum’s book. Missed that bit.

You have made a bad take.

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?

But she’s not really writing about Ivanka’s teenage years, she’s writing about the adult Ivanka’s purported memories of her teenage years, and how she is suspiciously framing her young self as a teen punk, presumably to gain some credibility. It’s like if I wrote a book where I claimed that when I was a teenager I was…

Give me a f**cking break.

ivanka trump is a 35 year old adult. we can make fun of her bullshit attempts to appear relatable as much as we want

Seriously. Get the fuck out with this concern trolling on Ivanka’s behalf.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

But he’s the first person in Hollywood I can think of who doesn’t have the last name Farrow and is willing to come out and say something, do something. The first crack in the armor. The cone of silence was on for Harvey Weinstein’s misdeeds for decades, and it wasn’t until the Times report that other accusers came…