they have rules similar to sports. they’re electronic. where’s the beef, man.

crush Scout Walker’s skull with swinging logs.

also the picture with the baby spiders crawling out of the face. That one gave me the nightmares.

I know a lot of people think this won't matter, BUT this should really change the complexion of the team.

For the future of USA Basketball, this job should have went to Brad Stevens. Young guy who could do the job for the next 20-30 years.

Pop is a surly interview god, but no representative of the US national basketball team will ever top this Boobie Cousins gem.

Good Guy With Gun Killed By Good Guy With Gun Because Both Good Guys With Guns Thought The Other Guy Was A Bad Guy With A Gun

I think you’ve seen the version I wear...

Wait. Someone away from the field was hit in the head and it wasn’t initiated by a Niners fan?

Another shocker: Butthurt UK fan who can’t spell the name of the players on “his” team. Protip to UKStory135: It’s Willie Cauley-Stein.

After clicking through I saw that it is in fact made by the same guy/s so I’m glad that they were able to make it a full game. Nathan you should see if you can get some more info on the making of the game since it took so long to port.

Webber: I mean, Doug, we ain’t talking about that. You ain’t getting that interview.

I know, there’s something overly aggressive the way he jabs his floating lineup screen, like he’s going to have a domestic disturbance when he loses to a guy who started Stefon Diggs.

I mean, you can keep telling yourself that, or you can look at other busts and look at how their teams treated subsequent non-blue chip replacements. the NFL is filled with examples of fans and coaches going goo goo eyed over a replacement who has a few good games, gets a nice contract and then subsequently drops a…

Someone wrote into Grantland calling him Teddy Throwsevelt. Don't know why that didn't stick.

I have no idea if Gruden is a racist. I mean, he *could* be—guy could be the Grand fucking Wizard of the Montgomery Co. chapter of the KKK for all we know—but there’s nothing overt that would suggest he is.

This is by far the best addition to the Funbag this year!

How can an American be pro-Empire? (I’m scratching my head which way I want to take this joke)

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.