You were doing good until you said to ditch replay. That is some old man baseball talk right there.

Well, remember, if someone has a gambling habit, a side effect of that is you mysteriously see co-workers fucking kids. I mean, that explains why Joe Pa hadn’t said anything. It couldn’t be that all those decades of that rat fuck babbling about his morality as a football coach was hiding that he cared more about…

I found it odd that word of his supposed gambling habit came about after he was dismissed as a coach and right before he filed his lawsuit. For all I know it’s true, but the timing was suspect.

“I had never even heard about kabaddi! Professional athletics is something that, at this point in my life, I never thought I’d be embarking on.”

Ya, it takes a real wimp to play a sport that’s statistically proven to take years off your life.

I have no idea what this has to do with anything, but it was wonderful and thank you

So edgy, I cut myself!

How many little girls did he grope on the way to the car? That’s what the people want to hear from this liberal shill website....

That comparison is meaningless because in ‘67 the offensive levels around the league were much, much lower. Mo’s OPS+ for ‘96 was 150, Yaz’ for ‘67 was 193. You’re missing all of the context in those two seasons.

Oh quit. This is nothing but a bunch of staffers speculating on what they could change with an unfriendly Congress. Aren’t journalists supposed to have some kind of understanding of context? Another boring boring email of nothing.

“In search of a living wage.”

It doesn’t seem that you know what an endowment is or how one works.

Just get of balks outright? That is the dumbest suggestion I’ve ever heard.

“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

How the fuck does a Vikings fan from Minnesota get off calling the Bills fanbase “the drunkenest, whitest fanbase possible”? I don’t know who has the championship trophy for whitest drunks, but it’s sure as hell a team from the NFC North.

(Bills fans might be the most racist, though. Especially those methed out…

Coverage to this point has repeatedly and nauseatingly insinuated that Rose is guilty of rape and this choice of headline is intentionally vague to 1) drive traffic and 2) drive speculation that Rose is somehow involved. “Found Fatally Shot” implies mystery when this is obviously regarded as an apparent suicide.

“Boston Red Sox Prematurely End David Ortiz’s Career...” could easily be “Big Pharma Drastically Extends David Ortiz’s Career...”

I hope Barry Bonds is a hall of famer for you too then.

I fear that even we liberals are missing an important point here.