You seen the video of that cop dancing to formation? Its pretty great

lol idiot

Your presupposing that Ryan Lochte is capable of things like planning and make arrangements.

Well she has XY which is the whole fucking point of the controversy so...

How are you XY and a woman? Genuinely asking

do...do you know the consistency of snot? Zucchini is hard and AMAZING if you cook it on the grill.

For what its worth, President Obama took your order out idea one step further and started just showing up at restaurants here. A few months ago he just walked into a place on H Street unannounced while the secret service cleared the place around him.

Yea, its definitely a subversive racist thing not a swimming and gymnastics happens before track thing.

Whatever bro, they have the commercials that most represent the lifestyle I want people who don’t know me to think I live.

It was actually a bar stool until he sat on it

This is false. They reconciled a couple years ago.

Pulling your phone from your pocket and placing it in the little bin thing is like the most innocuous action you can possibly take...

Weirdo.

You dont hand it to anyone - scan yourself at TSA, scan at gate.

Who the fuck prints anything? Just get the airline app

lol what a dumb take. Jeter was a much more inferior defender. Hes a career minus defender at SS for god’s sake.

There is absolutely no reason the US shouldn’t be destroying the rest of the world in handball.

I don’t think its the most teachable moment you’ve had in the last year or two.

Thanks for the total useless non sequitor

They televise it. Its super fun to watch. Really impressive stuff.