This is an important thing to keep in mind should the Knicks ever try to move their little used rotation guard Dave Porzingis.

Without putting in any effort to actually look it up, I’m just going to assume Ruth’s “batting practice” was just him drunkenly hitting whichever woman he bedded the night before. So I’m also betting the “adjustments” he’d be making would be in some Chicago Softball league because he couldn’t hit a modern major league…

The idea is that in the future, those appointed to the committee would be able to act as a liaison between the players and coaches.

Gill was the perfect coach for what the university claims to be.

The press understands that, in the spirit of climate change and Nazism, if there is one side who is trying to preserve the democratic process and another one who is trying to completely destroy it, then it’s important that both sides are treated fairly.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Well, yeah.

[clears throat]

Ooh ooh now do the part about how the seeds for the tragedy were planted by right-wing politicians who threw support behind a dangerous tyrant hoping to harvest his popularity before finding it was impossible to control the spiraling madness he inspired in his followers!!!!!!

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

Except the voters - they are made in Russia.

I would go to the front row of that.

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

Waitwaitwait... are you saying that the deplorables never actually cared about Hillary’s email server, and were merely ginning up whatever controversy was most convenient? Next you’ll tell me that any accusations made by Republicans are in fact just projections of their own transgressions!

Looks like the folks who said none of the war criminals from the Bush administration will ever face justice spoke a little too soon.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Line to take this girl in, adopt her, feed her, and go to her cross-country meets (runs? competitions?) forms next to me.