Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

“A ‘he said, she said’ case is incredibly difficult to prove. But this case is even weaker than that.”

It’s nice to see a seal clubbing a human for once.

Lol. What, with no cameras around? It'll be a long wait.

This Simpson’s joke about a ridiculous lie doesn’t even give go far enough to ridicule the lie Haley is trying to sell here.

Haley continued: “The president’s new clothes are woven from the finest cloth-of-gold and are the most wonderful anyone has ever seen.”

I, too, sometimes wish my morals would take a holiday, so that I could say whatever I wanted to and present it as truth, all without feeling guilt over lying to the people I represent.

What kind of woman witnesses just one gang rape and refuses to report it, let alone multiple?

He can produce a 36 year old calendar from when he was a junior in high school, but no one can seemingly find the work he did for the W. Bush White House?

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

“I think any department that hires him will be concerned about this post,” the Detroit Chief of Police said. “I don’t think any city would want to take a chance or risk, but that’s between him and a potential employer.”

He does seem to be pulling out way too late at this point.

Well clearly, if you think groping women and taking your penis out at parties is gonna “get you the girls” your virginity is pretty much assured. 

Kirstjen has an "I want to speak with with your manager" face.

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

It’s amazing to see a sports league be able to actually improve its rules, as opposed to making them so muddled and crowded with terms that you can’t even figure out what a catch is.

Take it easy on him, ohms, he just lost his brother.

AC what you did there.

Watt a horrible way to diode...

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.