The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

The republican party has become the American home of fascism, racism, superstition and ignorance.

They all deserve to be guillotined. If they don’t want to fix the problem now, they deserve to die. If they’re trying to get themselves off the hook by bandying meaningless semantics, they deserve death worse than Trump. Fuck this bitch and everyone like her. Get her a tumbrel!

Yep

For their safety, those Ryan children need to be taken from Paul and placed in an ICE detention center.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

God I hate the USA. You’re just as terrible as the “right” you so strongly (and rightfully!) condemn.

So, if Colangelo were to somehow be arrested for this, would it be, like, a normal collar?

You have passed the reading comprehension test and successfully restated the main points of the article above. Well done?

Universal access to mental health care? Don’t be silly...we just need to hire a trained officer with a car of their own to prevent these senseless acts from occurring. In fact, if everyone was allowed cars on this baseball field this could have been prevented.

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

And here we see the white trash land whale in its natural habitat. Charles Blow said earlier that Drumpf is basically a walking, talking permission slip for people to act like this. He was absolutely right.

why do I have to listen to mark jackson mumble his way through the colour commentary instead of doris. WHY

So weird that Roseanne would be feeling such economic insecurity when her show was just picked up for a second season.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Mark Jackson / JVG combo is 48 minutes of hell

Sometimes I think Reggie Miller is the worst NBA announcer but then I hear Mark Jackson again and become indecisive because he’s really bad too.

ESPN needs to boot Mark Jackson into the sun and give Doris the microphone.